I am a Dog
I am a Dog我是狗
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor！" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor. "One 'doctor' is enough." "Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do！" "A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch." "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture."
一個男人走進一位非常著名的精神病醫生Von Bernuth的辦公室，坐下來向醫生解釋自己的問題。
“醫生，醫生！”他開始發話。
“沒有必要重復你的話，先生。”醫生回答，“一句'醫生'就可以了。”
“好，您看，我的問題就在這。”那人繼續說，“我總是有一種幻覺，覺得自己是條狗，是條巨大的、白色的毛的比利牛斯山脈犬。這很瘋狂，我不知道該怎么辦！”
“這是很普通的犬綜合癥。”醫生平靜地回答，“過來，趴到沙發上。”
“不，醫生。我不被允許爬到家具上。”
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