Asking for a Raise

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　　Asking for a Raise要求加薪

　　At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

　　After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal screams, hysterical laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, "Asking for a raise again？"

　　我在一家電臺(tái)工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進(jìn)他的辦公室，讓我查看一下我們準(zhǔn)備要購(gòu)買(mǎi)的一套新的聲音效果光盤(pán)。他關(guān)上門(mén)，這樣不會(huì)打擾外面辦公室的人。

　　聽(tīng)了幾種常規(guī)的音效果后，我們開(kāi)始試聽(tīng)低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開(kāi)門(mén)出去，從經(jīng)理秘書(shū)旁邊經(jīng)過(guò)時(shí)，她抬起頭問(wèn)我:“你又要求加薪了？”

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