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- 期望薪資
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborho...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 怎么去天堂
- The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?' 'Heaven!' Suzy cried out. 'And what...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 喬尼的金魚
- Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to the...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 給老師的禮物
- It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I kn...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 請一天假
- An employee comes into her manager's office to take a day off from work. The manager replies:"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per yea...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為什么新郎穿黑衣服
- Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?’ "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 發錯了的郵件
- A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 同舟共濟
- Three men were sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their ca...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最好的售貨員
- Harry saw an ad in a window. It said： "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." " I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 白頭發
- One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white, Mommy?" The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 只聽一面之辭
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge. "Can you hear out of...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 天堂棒球賽
- There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball ga...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 稱重
- An irritated woman burst into the baker's shop and said""I sent my son in for 2 pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- TEST FOR DEMENTIA測試您的邏輯
- First Question：第一題 You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in？ 你參加賽跑，追過第2名，你是第幾名？ Answer： If you answered that you are fir...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 林肯過生日
- Teacher： What great event happened in 1809？ Little Willy： Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher： Correct. And what great event happened in 1812？ Little Willy： Abraham Lincoln had his third birt...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Who is given the toy?
- A father of five children came home with a toy， summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present. "Who is the most obedient， never talks back to Mother and...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美眉我們網戀好不好
- After the self-study class at night， I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I‘ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 怒問孟子：你為什么不懂英語？
- 據環球時報報道，近期在上海舉行的翻譯資格考試中，應試者英語知識水平都較高，可是出現了不少不可理解的幼稚錯誤。在漢譯英題目里，有“人之初，性本善”、“富貴不能淫”等在中國婦孺皆知的孟子格言，有考生在試卷上赫...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 結婚宣言
- A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四則(1)
- America: Keep the change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar of America, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden N...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四則(2)
- France: Too polite A French lady frequently visited a small antique shop but rarely purchased anything. Furthermore, she always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四則(3)
- Britain: Early shopper It was the Christmas Day and the judge of Britain was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?” he asked. “Doing my christmas s...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四則(4)
- Italy: How did you ever get here One winter morning, an employee from Italy cautiously explained why he had shown up for work fifty minutes late, “It was so slippery outdoors that for ever...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我明天就走了
- The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he w...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這就對了
- A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
