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- 第一次坐飛機
- Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 買槍
- An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 妻子的回答
- A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love u...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美國50個州的爆笑座右銘
- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
阿拉巴馬州：是的，我們有電! Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
阿拉斯加州：一萬一千六百二十三名愛斯基摩人是不會錯的! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 政府機構爆笑英語告示
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史上最牛政府機構英語告示
史上最牛政府機構英語告示英語版 近日，一張名為“史上最牛政府機構英語告示”的貼圖在各大網絡論壇上熱傳。發帖者網友“阿喀琉斯之怒”對如何發現這張圖和圖本身的強悍之處作了...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 武林外傳搞笑語錄
- 各回各家，各找各媽
Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不發威，你當我是HELLO KITTY
Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY 額服了you,額尊敬you,額的內心崇拜you
I admi...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話－相親
- After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 湯姆的借口
- TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathema...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 湯姆的借口(中)
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老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校――慢行。" 你爸爸幫你了嗎？ 一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 牛奶姑娘
- The Milkmaid A country maid was walking to the town to sell some milk, which she carried in a pitcher on her head. As she went along, she said to herself, “I have already fifty eggs at hom...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩兄弟
- Two Brothers Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother. "You ask her," said Paul, age ten. "No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 打電話
- Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while telling them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of pra...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 就是我
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It's Me All Right A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默的故事
- A Humorous Story A man went to see his doctor one day because he was suffering from pains in his stomach. After the doctor had examined him carefully, he said to him, “well, there's nothin...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 在天堂結婚
- Marry in the heaven A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 另外那塊
- Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一只死于壓力的龍蝦
- A giant lobster, saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, has died of stress after being exhibited at an aquarium. Lucky, estimated to be aged around 40, was caught off the Gower Penin...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幸運的母親
- A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food whenthere were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 珍貴的蘿卜
- A Precious Turnip Before Louis the Eleventh became king, he used to visit a peasant whose garden produced excellent fruit. After his accession, the peasant brought him as a present a very l...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小偷和他的母親
- A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later. He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution. Of course this was granted. When his mother came to him...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 莫大的遺憾
- It's a Great Pity Before singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown. “Have you heard my singing before?” When he received a mixture of responses, he remarked....
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 新婚之夜
- Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for a day, the thunderc...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 遲到的理由
- Reason of late The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?" "Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom. "Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the te...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 等敏感部位的樹葉落了
- A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wif...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可能更糟
- Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse....
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
