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- Kid Joke(88)
- It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. At one house a small boy answered the door.“Tell me，young man，”said the politician，“Is your Mommy in the R...
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- Kid Joke(89)
- A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to“Honor thy Father and thy Mother，”she asked，“is there a command...
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- A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat，with a pen and paper in his hand.“Why are you sitting on Felix？”he asked.“Well，teacher told us to write an essa...
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- Kid Joke(91)
- One man asked a schoolboy，“How old is your father？” The boy replied，“He is 8 years old.” Man：“What？” Boy：“Because he became a father when I was born 8 years ago.”更多 英語笑話、英語...
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- Kid Joke(92)
- Q：What did the zero say to the eight？ A：Nice belt.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Kid Joke(93)
- My son's kindergarten class was asked to draw self-portraits for a class project. My son of course followed the instructions but as he proudly passed in his“Monet”the teacher was astonished...
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- Kid Joke(94)
- Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto，the captain announced，“Ladies and gentlemen，one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an ho...
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- Kid Joke(95)
- A mother and her young son returned home from the grocery store. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.“What are you doing？”his mother asked.“The box s...
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- Kid Joke(96)
- Alfie had been listening to his sister practicing her singing.“Sis，”he said，“I wish you‘d sing Christmas carols.” “That‘s nice of you，Alfie，”she said.“Why？” “Then I‘d only have to...
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- Kid Joke(98)
- A father buys his son 2 Goldfish，and once the father has given the boy the fish，he tells him he must call the goldfish 1 and 2. Puzzled，the boy asks his father why this is，well the father replies，i...
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- Kid Joke(97)
- A little girl complained that she didn‘t want to go back to school.“But why，Lisa？”asked her mother.“Well，I can’t read，I can‘t write，and they won’t let me talk.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英...
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- Kid Joke(99)
- Billy walks into class late. His teacher says，“Billy，do not walk into class late again.”The next day Billy crawls into class late once again. His teacher says，“Billy，I thought I told you not to...
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- Kid Joke(100)
- On the first day of school，the kindergarten teacher said，“If anyone has to go to the bathroom，hold up two fingers.”A little voice from the back of the room asked.“How will that help？”更多 英語...
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- Lawyer Joke(1)
- A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird，but it fell into a farmer‘s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence，an e...
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- Lawyer Joke(2)
- An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says，“Ah，you‘re an engineer―you’re in the wrong place.”So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is...
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- Lawyer Joke(3)
- A lawyer opened the door of his BMW，when suddenly a car came along and hit the door，ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene，the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the d...
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- Lawyer Joke(4)
- There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road，when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by，and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plai...
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- Lawyer Joke(5)
- Three friends - a surgeon，an engineer，and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said“Eve was created from Adan‘s rib - a surgical procedure.”Th...
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- Lawyer Joke(6)
- A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense to get his client off the hook.“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm...
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- Lawyer Joke(7)
- Gatiep grew up in Tafelsig，Mitchell‘s Plain，an average suburb of Cape Town，then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Mitchell’s Plain，because he could be a big...
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- Lawyer Joke(8)
- A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay，there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise，St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came do...
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- Lawyer Joke(9)
- An elderly man，82，just returned from the doctors only to find he didn‘t have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate： 1. His Doctor 2...
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- Lawyer Joke(10)
- A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist，whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial.“Your honor，my client was not at...
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- Lawyer Joke(11)
- A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of e...
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- Lawyer Joke(12)
- Q. Why don‘t snakes bite lawyers？ A. Professional courtesy！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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