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- Lawyer Joke(13)
- A doctor traveling by car along a country road collides with an attorney who happens to be driving in the opposite direction. The attorney，seeing that the doctor is a bit shaken up，helps him fro...
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- Lawyer Joke(14)
- A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day，and asked him：Atty.，what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat？Lawyer replied：why？of course，I‘ll make the owner pay for it！The butcher s...
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- Lawyer Joke(15)
- A man committed murder. To fight his case he was advised to hire a good lawyer. He checked one who asked for $100. He thought this one is not good enough. The next one wanted $500. The next $5...
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- Lawyer Joke(16)
- An old，stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying：“You can‘t take it with you.”He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pill...
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- Lawyer Joke(17)
- An attorney，anxious to impress the judge with the detail，asked the following line of questions of a doctor who had recently performed an autopsy. Q：Doctor，before you performed the autopsy，did yo...
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- Lawyer Joke(18)
- After suffering through years of his wife‘s awful coffee，the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney’s desk，the man snarl，“”Here they are！“ “H...
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- Lawyer Joke(19)
- After being arrested for robbery，Quinn hired the best lawyer in town.“Look，”the crook said，“I‘ve got nearly a million in cash in my bank box. Can you get me off？” The lawyer said，“Believe...
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- Lawyer Joke(20)
- A very well dressed and dignified lawyer called a plumber to fix his flooded bathroom. When the plumber arrived，he was carrying an extra set of overalls and took off his cap with the words“Blu...
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- Lawyer Joke(21)
- A man goes to see his lawyer to prepare his will. At the first meeting，the lawyer takes all the information down，and sends the man home，telling him to come see him again in two weeks. Two weeks l...
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- Lawyer Joke(22)
- Visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital，his friend found him sitting up in bed，anxiously leafing through the Bible.“What are you doing？”he asked.“Looking for loopholes，”was the lawyer'...
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- Lawyer Joke(23)
- Joe the lawyer died suddenly，at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven，and the angel standing there said，“We‘ve been waiting a long time for you.” “What do you mean，”he replied.“I‘...
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- Lawyer Joke(24)
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb？ Whereas the party of the first part，also known as“Lawyer”，and the party of the second part，also known as“Light Bulb”，do hereby and forth...
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- Lawyer Joke(25)
- How many personal injury lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb？ Three. One to change the bulb，one to shake him off the ladder，and one to sue the ladder company.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話...
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- Lawyer Joke(26)
- A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm. He asks an attorney，“If I give you $300 per hour to help answer two legal problems I have，will you help me？”The attorney replies“Sure，what‘...
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- Lawyer Joke(27)
- A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay，there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise，St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came do...
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- Lawyer Joke(28)
- Your Honor，“began the defense attorney，”my client has been characterized as an incorrigible bank robber，without a single socially redeeming feature. I intend to disprove that.“ “And how wi...
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- Lawyer Joke(29)
- An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent，so business kept coming in，and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interv...
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- Lawyer Joke(30)
- A lawyer‘s son was about to enter college. He asked his son“Now how did it get into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer？” “Well dad，”answered the son，“did you ever...
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- Lawyer Joke(31)
- A man requires surgery to remove his left leg. He consults with the surgeon；plans are made for surgery the next morning. Morning comes and the Surgeon arrives still intoxicated from a night on...
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- Lawyer Joke(32)
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb？ How many you can afford！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Lightbulbs Joke(1)
- Q：How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb？ A：None. They just change the standard to DARK.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默...
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- Lightbulbs Joke(2)
- Q：How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb？ A：500，1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默...
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- Lightbulbs Joke(3)
- Q：How many type A personalities does it take to screw in a light bulb？ A：Two. One to screw in the light bulb，and one to tell him he‘s doing it all wrong.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英...
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- Lightbulbs Joke(4)
- Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb？ A. They can‘t do it，it’s a hardware problem.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Lightbulbs Joke(5)
- Q：How many duffers does it take to screw in a light bulb？ A：4. One to hold the light bulb and stand on a spinning chair and 3 to spin the chair round and round！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑...
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