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- A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the cof...
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- A second grader came home from school and said her mother，“Mom，guess what！ We learned how to make babies today“ The mother，more than a little surprised，tried to keep her cool.“That‘s inte...
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- A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child‘s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working d...
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- A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to“honor thy father and thy mother，”she asked，“Is there a command...
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- A little boy asked his father，“Daddy，how much does it cost to get married？” The father replied，“I don‘t know son，I’m still paying for it”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事...
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- A salesman telephone a household，and a four-year-old answered. Salesman：May I speak to your mother？ Child：She is not here. Salesman：Well，is anyone else there？ Child：My sister Salesman：O.K.，fine. M...
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- A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him，she was every insistent. His response was，“Yes，Sir！”Since he was talking to his mother（and she is...
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- Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken，everyone had driven off to the recepti...
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- Why do seagulls fly over the sea？ If they flew over the bay，they‘d by bagels更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Q：Why was the math book sad A：Because it had too many problems更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother asked them severely，“Why are you so late？” “Oh，”said one boy，“we were helping an old man cross the street.” “...
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- Kid Joke(48)
- A salesman telephone a household，and a four-year-old answered. Salesman：May I speak to your mother？ Child：She is not here. Salesman：Well，is anyone else there？ Child：My sister Salesman：O.K.，fine. M...
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- A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed，so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk abou...
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- A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog. The teacher asked if it was alive or dead. The little boy said that it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said，“I pi...
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- A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons，Kevin，5，Ryan，3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.“If Jesus were sitti...
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- A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression“carrying a child”instead of“pregnant，”but the girl seemed satisfied. Sometime later，a te...
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- For weeks，a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the Mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of th...
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- A mother was talking to her three year-old daughter about animals. The mother asked，“How does the cow sound？” The three year old said，“Moo！” The mother asked，“How does a duck sound？” ...
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- Teacher：What does your father do for a living？ Student：He is a magician. Teacher：what is his favorite event. Student：He cuts people in two. Teacher：How many brothers and sisters do you have？ St...
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- A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother‘s pregnancy. Finally the day of birth drew near and the girl overheard arrangements being made for her mother to go to the...
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- One day a little girl came home from school，and said to her mother，“Mommy，today in school I was punished for something that I didn‘t do.” The mother exclaimed，“But that‘s terrible！I’m goin...
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- A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll. When she came to the cash register she asked，“What does this cost？” “For a sweet little girl l...
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- A little girl asked her mother，“Can I go outside and play with the boys？”Her mother replied，“No，you can‘t play with the boys，they’re too rough.”The little girl thought about it for a few mome...
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- Teacher：“Which is more important to us，the sun or the moon？” Pupil：“The moon.” Teacher：“Why？” Pupil：“The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only i...
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- Little Amy confided to her uncle，“When I grow up I‘m going to marry the boy next door.” “Why is that？” “Cause I‘m not allowed to cross the road.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話...
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