Kid Joke(61)
Teacher：“Which is more important to us，the sun or the moon？”
Pupil：“The moon.”
Teacher：“Why？”
Pupil：“The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don‘t need it.”
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