英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Treat differently 分別對(duì)待（中英雙語(yǔ)）

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75.Treat differently

75·分別對(duì)待

On a visit to the United States，Gorbachev met a Russian who had immigrated to this country. "What do you do for a living here?"the Soviet leader asked him.

在出訪美國(guó)期間，戈?duì)柊蛦谭蛴鲆娏艘晃灰凭用绹?guó)的俄國(guó)人。“你在這兒靠什么謀生?”蘇聯(lián)的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)問他。

"My brother, my sister and I work in a big factory.”

“我哥、我妹和我在一個(gè)大工廠工作.”

"How do these capitalist bosses treat you?"

“那兒的資本家對(duì)你們?cè)鯓?”

"Just fine，"answered the man.“In fact，if you are walking home from work, the boss picks you up in his big car and drives you to your door. Another time，he treats you to a dinner in an expensive restaurant. Sometimes he takes you home for the weekend and buys you presents.”

“還不錯(cuò)，”那人回答，“事實(shí)上，如果你下班回家，老板會(huì)讓你搭坐他的豪華車，把你送到家。有時(shí)侯，他還請(qǐng)你去豪華的飯店吃一頓。有時(shí)候，他邀你到他家去度周末，還送給你禮物。”

Gorbachev was stunned.”How often does this happen?"

戈?duì)柊蛦谭蚝艹泽@:“這種事多久有一回?”

"Well，to me，actually never. But to my sister，several times. "

“嗯，對(duì)我嘛，還沒有一次呢。但對(duì)我妹妹，已經(jīng)有好幾次了。”

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