外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹210:休息喝咖啡的時間(中英)
A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. She asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me.”
一個辦公室里最近來了一位金發女孩,她的第一項任務就是出去買咖啡。她想第一天上班就出色地完成任務,于是抓起了一個大保溫瓶,迅速地跑向附近的咖啡店。見她手舉保溫瓶,咖啡店的店員馬上走過來幫她訂咖啡,女孩問:“這個能盛下6杯咖啡嗎?”店員看了看暖瓶,遲疑了一下說:“我看能盛下6杯。”
"Oh good!” the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf.”
“啊,太好了!”女孩放心的嘆了口氣。“好,那就給我兩杯黑咖啡,兩杯普通的咖啡,兩杯德卡夫咖啡……”
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