英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Alternative help 幫倒忙(中英雙語)
86.Alternative help
86.幫倒忙
"I'll need to see your license and registration,"says the highway patrolman after stopping a middle-aged couple."You were speeding.”
高速公路上的警察攔住了一對中年夫婦,說:“我要看看你的駕駛證和車證,你超速了.”
"But,officer,"says the husband, "I was way under the speed limit.”
“可是,長官,我一直在限制以下的速度開車。”大夫說。
"Sir, you were doing 63 in a 55 Zone.”
“先生,你在限速55英里的地區(qū)開到了63英里。”
"I was not speeding!"insists the man. 'Your radar gun must be broken. "
“我沒有超速,”那個人堅特說:“你的雷達掃瞄一定有問題了。”
At this point, the wife leans over. "It''s no use arguing with him, officer,"she says apologetically."He always gets this stubborn when he's been drinking."
這時,他的老婆湊了上來:“警察先生,你不用跟他爭論了,”她帶著抱歉的口氣說:“每一次喝酒,他就變得這么固執(zhí)。”
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