趣味圖片英語笑話:ballet芭蕾舞(雙語)
Hey you, flat-chested skanks, get naked and start scissoring NOW!
嘿你,平胸丑女,裸體,開始脫吧!
Randy just said what everybody attending ballet think
蘭迪只是說出了每個人看芭蕾舞的想法
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