外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹314：遲到的原因(中英)
Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?
老師:約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到?
Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’
約翰尼:每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著“學校—緩行”。
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