打嘴里出來
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: You tell a woman something. It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
你跟男人說件事，會一只耳朵進去，另一只耳朵出來。
丈夫：你跟女人說件事，會兩只耳朵都進去，打嘴里出來。
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