去釣過(guò)魚(yú)么
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
一位男子在公路上超速駕駛，夾在一溜車中間開(kāi)著同樣的速度，感覺(jué)挺安全。然而，當(dāng)他們經(jīng)過(guò)一個(gè)測(cè)速區(qū)時(shí)，他被紅外測(cè)速器鎖定，并給攔了下來(lái)。
警察遞給他傳票，并拿到他的簽字，正要走開(kāi)時(shí)，這男的問(wèn)：“警官，我知道我超速了，但我覺(jué)得這不公平——我邊上有好多別的車，開(kāi)得一樣快，那為什么就我領(lǐng)傳票？”
“去釣過(guò)魚(yú)么？”警察突然問(wèn)這男的。
“嗯嗯，釣過(guò)……”男的回答，摸不著頭腦。
警察咧嘴一笑，又補(bǔ)了句：“把魚(yú)釣干過(guò)嗎？”
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