視力訓練Visual Training--雙語幽默笑話
Visual Training
視力訓練
The squad was having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:
班里正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫的回答：
"Sixteen men and a sergeant, sir."
“十六個士兵和一個中士，長官。”
"Right; but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確。可你如何知道那兒有一個中士？”
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長官。”
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