趣味圖片英語笑話:Baby birds 幼鳥(雙語)
Open real wide and just scream like a maniac at the top of your lungs!
張的很寬,就像個瘋子一樣在你的肺部的頂端尖叫!
Baby birds show kindergarten kids how it's done
幼鳥給幼兒園的孩子展示這是如何做到的
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