趣味圖片英語笑話:SCOOP MODELS 獨家模型(雙語)
You've got something new, something edgy and raw ...
你有一些新的東西,一些急躁的和生的…
You're perfect for the new Channel campaign!
你很適合新頻道活動!
If The Elephant Man was around today
如果象人今天在
SCOOP MODELS
獨家模型
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