趣味圖片英語笑話:Stingy people are rather weird 小氣的人相當(dāng)怪異(雙語)
Nah, I'm taking this. You thought you were getting this or free,huh?
不,我正在拿這。你以為你能免費(fèi)得到這個(gè),嗯?
Stingy people are rather weird
小氣的人相當(dāng)怪異
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