趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話:helium 氦(雙語(yǔ))
You just use a little helium, and bada bing bada boom the kids will enjoy hours of fun ...
你只使用一點(diǎn)氦,吧嗒吧嗒生孩子,就能享受數(shù)小時(shí)的樂(lè)趣……
When head hunters think outside the box
當(dāng)獵人頭領(lǐng)跳出思考固有思維時(shí)
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