趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Eternal life 永生（雙語(yǔ)）
Hey Vera, check this out. There is a little switch button on the lower bit of your back, where you can switch between 'Mortal' and 'Eternal life'. Pretty weird all those scientists never said anything about that, huh?
嘿,維拉,看看這個(gè)。在你背部稍低處上有一個(gè)開(kāi)關(guān)按鈕,在那里你可以切換“死亡”和“永生”。很奇怪那些科學(xué)家們從來(lái)沒(méi)有說(shuō)過(guò)什么,嗯?
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