趣味圖片英語笑話：Carl 卡爾（雙語）

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"Does my ass look big in these pants?"

“穿這些褲子我的屁股看起來大嗎?”

After 8 years Carl finally achieves contact with his deceased wife

8年后卡爾終于實現與他已故的妻子取得聯系

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