雙語 笑話 我愛十萬個為什么②
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
為什么沒有老鼠味兒的貓食？
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
當狗食被宣揚是新的和改進了的口味的時候，是誰作的口味鑒定？
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
為什么諾亞沒有把那兩支蚊子打死？（諾亞方舟上帶有每種動物的雌雄各一只）
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
在用注射毒劑的方式執行死刑時，為什么還要消毒針頭？
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
你知道那個用在飛機上的"不會被摧毀"的黑匣子吧？為什么他們不把整架飛機都造成那種材料的？
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
為什么下雨時綿羊不縮水？
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
為什么公寓都緊緊靠在一起？（apart是分開的意思）
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
如果"壞處"是"好處"的對立面，那么"眾議院"是不是"進展"的對立面？
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
如果飛行是這么的安全，為什么他們管飛機場叫"終端"？
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