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初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話16:妻子的祈求(中英)

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2.Wife's Begging

妻子的祈求

Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。一位對另一位說起他與妻子的一場爭斗。他說:“最后,我迫使她跪下來求我。”

"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

"She told me to come out from under the bed."

“她求我快點從床下爬出來。”

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