一分之差

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　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash， Ind.， and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year －"62-63"， "63-64"， "64-65"， etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me， he said， "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point？"

　　位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學，其門廳里懸掛著過去四十年間樣籃球隊的照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊員舉著一個籃球，上面標明年份－“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一個新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉過身來，說道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊都是以一分之差輸掉的！"

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