你是哪一個
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day， after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate， I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered， I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath， he said， "O.K.， honey……now， fist of all， who is this？"
你是哪一個？
我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的大學讀書。經歷了太多的危機，也厭倦了受到與其他大學生相同的對待之后，有一天我給家里打了個電話，就我獨有的問題尋求安慰和理解。
爸爸接起電話后，我立刻開始歷數我大學生活中的挫折。當我停下來歇口氣時，爸爸說：“好啦，親愛的……現在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個？”
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