趣味圖片英語笑話：anniversary 結婚紀念日（雙語）

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Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here's your gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes out everytime you open your mouth!

慶祝我們的結婚紀念日，“親愛的”！這是你的禮物 - 一個用來裝廢話的化糞池，裝你每次張嘴開口說的話！

they had both turned 60, divorce had been diverted numerous times, and now Randy felt invincible

他們倆都60了，離婚已無數次，現在蘭迪覺得自己無敵了

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