初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話31：我不能走（中英）
9.I Cannot Leave
我不能走
There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."
一大批人在開會。最開始，發言的人講得很有趣，但時間慢慢地過去，他變得很沉悶。最后，當他講完的時候，只有一個人坐在大房間里。發言者走上前去，對他說，“其他所有人都走了，而你卻聽到最后，謝謝你。”“哦!別客氣!”那人回答說，“我不能走，因為我是下一位發言者。”
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