初學(xué)者愛(ài)上英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)31：我不能走（中英）
9.I Cannot Leave
我不能走
There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."
一大批人在開(kāi)會(huì)。最開(kāi)始，發(fā)言的人講得很有趣，但時(shí)間慢慢地過(guò)去，他變得很沉悶。最后，當(dāng)他講完的時(shí)候，只有一個(gè)人坐在大房間里。發(fā)言者走上前去，對(duì)他說(shuō)，“其他所有人都走了，而你卻聽(tīng)到最后，謝謝你。”“哦!別客氣!”那人回答說(shuō)，“我不能走，因?yàn)槲沂窍乱晃话l(fā)言者。”
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