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N: You have established an incredible chemistry(關系).
B: Yes, and we were inseparable(不可分開的)since then.
N: You or she?
B: What?
N: Inseparable.
B: Both, it was magic from the moment we met online and it was a dream from the moment I saw her in person. (兩個都是，從我們在網上相遇的時刻就注定了，以及我們后來的見面起就注定了，注定了我們不可分開。)
N: Why not propose on(求婚)her?
B: I had not thought about it.
N: Then she will not leave you. (這樣她就不會離開你了)
B: Maybe you are right.
N: Did you cry when she was the way home? (她回去的時候，你哭了么？)
B: No, but I cried inside, I never felt so empty in all my life. (沒有，但是我在心里流淚，我從來沒有感覺這么空虛過。)
N: I can understand,brian.
B: No, you cant.
N: Yes, I can.
B: You think you can.
N: So you were looking for love when you met her? (你們相遇就是為愛情而相遇？)
B: Actually not, I just wondered what the girl I was talking over phone looked like. (實際上不是的，我只是想知道電話里的那個女孩長的什么樣子。)
N: So what you think about the coming days? (那你以后怎么辦？)
B: I have no idea, all I know is that we will be together somehow. (我也不知道，我想以后我們會在一起的。)
N: You think that will happen?
B: I beg your pardon? (對不起，再說一遍？)
N: You think you and she will be together?
B: I just imagine. (只是想象而已。)
N: And did she come back home?
B: Yes, she went home yesterday.
N: Distant?
B: No, just lives 200 kilometers away.
N: That's not far away.
B: Yes, but the 200 kilometers between us seemed a lifetime away. (但是200公里的路對我們來說就像一生那么漫長。)

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