每日一笑 (9.14)
大家好，首先我們大家要祝福aisyi（潴潴）早日康復，然后再告訴另一件事,這幾天我會回來接刀哦，前段時間我只發(fā)了一個星期都深深的感覺到了，真的很不簡單，可是潴潴卻一直沒有出聲，總是把最好的帖子及時的提供給我們大家哦，在這里，我借今天的機會代表所有的詞友向潴潴致敬，快點回來，我在這兒等著你回來，等著你回來看那桃花開》》》》》》》》》》》Now開始我們今天的笑話吧。。。。。。。。。。。
昨日鏈接
I Can Borrow It.
At an auction held in a small town, a 200-foot length of rope was being offered for sale. One woman turned to her husband and said, "That's just
what you said you needed. Bid on it!"
"No," her husband replied. "I only need it for one day. I'll see who gets it and borrow it."
我可以借用。
在一個小鎮(zhèn)上舉行的一次拍賣中，正在出售一根200英尺長的繩子。一位
婦女轉(zhuǎn)過身對丈夫說：“那正是你說過的你需要的東西。快出價吧！”
“不，”她丈夫回答，“我只需要用一天。我想看看誰把它買走，然后我
可以向他借用一下?！?
希望大家諒解,
個人電腦問題,音頻暫時失效!!
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