看笑話學英語10:Chaude and Cold熱與冷
聽笑話學英語:Chaude and Cold 熱與冷
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
蒙特利爾咖啡館的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的水龍頭，結果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了，”他抱怨道，“標著C的龍頭流出的是開水。”
"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
“可是，先生，C代表Chaude，在法語里代表'熱'。如果您住在蒙特利爾的話就應該知道這一點。”
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
“等等，”那位顧客咆哮著，“另外一個龍頭標的也是C。”
"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
“那當然，”經理說道：“這個C代表冷。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”
英語單詞學習：
1 complain
vi. 投訴；發牢騷；訴說
vt. 抱怨；控訴
eg：Miners have complained bitterly that the government did not fulfil their promises.
礦工們已憤憤地抱怨政府沒有兌現他們的承諾。
短語
Parents complain 家長抱怨
Night complain 夜怨
complain to 向哪里投訴
complain vi 設訴
Complain more 抱怨越多
Complain Management 客訴處理
complain at 在嘎吱作響
Complain Unceasingly 怨聲不絕
Mike Complain 邁克抱怨
2 roar
n. 咆哮；吼；轟鳴
vi. 咆哮；吼叫；喧鬧
vt. 咆哮；呼喊；使……轟鳴
n. (Roar)人名；(挪)羅阿爾
eg：The engine roared, and the vehicle leapt forward.
引擎轟鳴，車子猛地向前駛去。
短語
Lion Roar 上海獅瑞 ; 上海獅鳴
roar up 責備 ; 大升
Bear Roar 熊之咆哮
Greeding Roar 翔翼轟鳴
Up roar 說話模式
Roar Blood 咆哮吸血
Dark Roar 黑暗咆哮
Noble Roar 崇高的咆哮
Icy Roar 冰凍咆哮
3 bilingual
adj. 雙語的
n. 通兩種語言的人
eg：He is bilingual in an Asian language and English.
他是通曉一種亞洲語言和英語的雙語使用者。
短語
bilingual edition 雙語版
Bilingual Weekly 雙語周報
balanced bilingual 平衡型雙重語言
bilingual interference 雙語阻擾
bilingual lecturing 雙語教學
Bilingual Time 雙語時代
bilingual distribution 雙語分布
Bilingual Corporal 雙語語料庫
Bilingual Translation 雙語翻譯 ; 翻天譯地 ; 漢語翻譯
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