每日一笑（12.5）
In our bathtub
Jimmy: Tommy's mother won't let him keep frogs at their house, so he found some water to put them in.
Mother: Oh, that's fine. Where did he find the water?
Jimmy: In our bathtub.
在咱們家的浴缸里
吉米：湯米的媽媽不讓他在家里養(yǎng)青蛙，所以他又找了個(gè)有水的地方把青蛙放在那了。
媽媽：噢，那很好啊。他在哪兒找的水呢？
吉米：在咱們家的浴缸里。
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