每日一笑(3.25)

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Promotion

Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great!" I said. "You can always use more money."
There was a slight pause before Chris responded, "Well, I didn't exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys."

提升

我們的兒子克里斯是位于斯泰茲波羅的南佐治亞醫科大學的預科生。他很幸運地在研究淋巴疾病的科研室找到了一份工作。最近，他給家里打電話，告訴我們他得到了提升。“太好了，”我說！“你可以多花一些錢了。”
克里斯停頓了一會兒，才回答說：“嗯，準確地說我倒沒有多拿錢。但是他們確實多給了我幾把鑰匙。”

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