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All Right

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."
"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."

沒關(guān)系

我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去,在紅燈處右拐了,而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國家如英國,其交通規(guī)則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。“啊噢,”意識到犯了錯誤,我說。“我剛才拐彎是違章的。”
“我想那沒關(guān)系的,”女兒回答說:“我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。”

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