每日一笑(4.19)
Two Tickets
"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two
tickets: one to get in and one to get out."
兩張票
“我丈夫長(zhǎng)得特別丑，每次他去動(dòng)物園都不得不買兩張票：一張是進(jìn)動(dòng)物園
的，另一張是出動(dòng)物園的。”
（哈哈，不會(huì)吧。出來時(shí)，難道動(dòng)物園管理員們會(huì)以為是動(dòng)物跑出去了嗎？)
我家里有事,從明天開始回家啦,過五一長(zhǎng)假期后回來,你們會(huì)想我嗎?嘻嘻!
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