The reds or the greens
all those people fighting,robbing,rioting--no one seems willing to get along with
his fellow man.Someday we apples will be the only ones left.then we will rule the
world."replied the second apple,"Which of us--the reds or the greens?"
紅的還是綠的？
樹上的兩只蘋果俯瞰著世界。第一只蘋果說：“瞧瞧這些人吧，爭斗、搶劫、騷亂——似乎就沒有
人愿意與別人好好相處。總有一天，我們蘋果就會成為世上唯一的幸存者。到那時我們就將統治世界。”
第二只蘋果說：“我們中的哪些呢——紅的還是綠的？”
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