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英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.3.16

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   Proctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?”
   Soph.(meekly):“The right leg,sir.”
   學(xué)監(jiān)(非常生氣):“現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里,渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”
   二年級學(xué)生(恭順地):“右腿,先生。”練習(xí):
What did he do?
答案:
把新生踢進(jìn)水池里了。。。
                                                    

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