雙語笑話 難兄難弟
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．
一群游客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。在院子里他們遇見一個人，他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭發蓬亂，正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋里。
His was a sad case，said the attendant．Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．
他的病很慘，陪同人說。在他當兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。
Terrible，said a visitor．
真可怕，一個游客說。
Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前，聽見里面傳出野獸般的怒吼。
That's the other man，said the attendant．
這就是那另一個男人，陪同人說。
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