您稱(chēng)了您家小孩么？
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?
媽媽?zhuān)何易屛倚『?lái)買(mǎi)兩磅李子，你卻只給了他一磅半。
店老板：我的秤都沒(méi)問(wèn)題的，太太。您稱(chēng)了您家小孩么？
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