為什么上帝把女人造得這么漂亮卻又愚蠢呢
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“為什么上帝把女人造得這么漂亮卻又愚蠢呢？”
“這個呀，”妻子立馬答道，“原因很簡單。上帝把我們造得漂亮，男人才會愛上我們；上帝把我們造得愚蠢，我們才會嫁給男人。”
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