雙語笑話 店鋪經(jīng)典口號(hào)（1）
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
1.一家消聲器店外：“根本不用預(yù)約，我們聽到你來了！”
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
2.酒店門外：“幫幫忙！我們?nèi)鄙俪Ｗ⌒【起^的人。”
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
3.接待室的桌上：“三個(gè)一輪！我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個(gè)推銷員！注：第二個(gè)剛剛離開?！?.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
4.獸醫(yī)的候診內(nèi)：“稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動(dòng)！”5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
5.在電氣公司：“如果你送來鈔票，我們會(huì)很高興；如果你不送，就會(huì)被斷電。”
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