雙語笑話 失聲
One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？"
一個男人問醫(yī)生：“大夫，我妻子嗓子說不出話。我應(yīng)該做些什么才能幫助她？”
The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."
醫(yī)生答道：“嘗試一下，凌晨3點回家。”
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