老覺著渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
“我動(dòng)了個(gè)手術(shù)，”一男的對(duì)朋友說，“大夫把塊海綿落我里邊了。”
“那真要命啊！”朋友說，“覺得疼嗎？”
“不疼，就老覺著渴！”
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