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那我就能把你每天一換了

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Wife talking to her husband,who reads newspaper all day: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day."

Husband: "I wish that too, so I could change you daily."

太太對成天看報(bào)紙的先生說:“我真想變成一張報(bào)紙,那就可以讓你整天抱著了。”
先生說:“我也那么想的,那我就能把你每天一換了。”

          

                         

    

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