那我就能把你每天一換了
Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day."
Husband: "I wish that too, so I could change you daily."
太太對成天看報紙的先生說：“我真想變成一張報紙，那就可以讓你整天抱著了。”
先生說：“我也那么想的，那我就能把你每天一換了。”
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