你的馬不是得過瘟疫么
Two farmers met with each other, and the first one said, "Didn't your horse have that disease that was going around?” The friend replied, “Yes, he did! He had it bad.” “So, what did you do for him?” asked the first farmer. “Well, I dosed him good with a half pint of linseed oil, a tablespoon of turpentine, and three tablespoons of castor oil.”
A few days later, the two farmers met again. The first farmer asked his friend, “Didn’t you tell me you gave your horse a half pint of linseed oil, a tablespoon of turpentine, and three tablespoons of castor oil?” The second said, “Yes, I sure did!” The first farmer exclaimed, “I thought that’s what you said, but when I gave it to my horse, he died!” And the friend said, “Of course! Mine did, too!”
倆農民朋友碰巧遇上，一個問說：“你的馬不是得過瘟疫么？”
朋友回答說：“是呀，得過！病得不輕呢。”
“那你怎么治的呀？”
“這個呀，我給他整整灌了半品脫亞麻籽油、一大勺松節油和三大勺蓖麻油。”
過了幾天，這倆農民又碰上了。先前那個又問這朋友：“你是跟我說你給馬喂了半品脫亞麻籽油、一大勺松節油和三大勺蓖麻油吧？”
朋友說：“沒錯，我就是這么干的！”頭一個農民叫起來：“我就記得你是那么說的嘛，可我給馬喂完以后，它死了！”這個朋友說：“那肯定的嘛！我的也死啦！”
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