英漢雙語笑話111
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1.An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?" 一個美國人走進槍支商店:"給我拿一支威力最大的手槍." "您需要多少發子彈?" 那個美國人走到公用電話間旁打電話:"喂,銀行嗎?請問你們有多少人?" 2.Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression. Girl:Then you can use money to express it. 小伙子:親愛的,我對你的愛,簡直無法用語言來表達. 姑娘:那你就用金錢來表達吧! 3.One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天,夏娃問亞當:"你當真愛我嗎?" 亞當無可奈何地回答:"我還有的選擇嗎?" 4."Excuse me,but the seat you/'ve taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "請原諒,你占了我的位置." "你的位置?你能證明這點嗎?" "能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
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