那段時間你在干什么呢
A policeman comes upon a traffic accident. The driver and passenger had been killed. As the policeman look over the crashed car, a small monkey came out and hopped around the crashed car.
The policeman looked down at the money and said, “I wish you could talk.”
The monkey shook his head up and down.
“You can understand what I say? ” asked the surprised policeman.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
“Well, did you see the accident? ”
“Yes,” motioned the monkey.
“What happened? ”
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
“They drank? ” Asked the policeman.
“Yes.”
“What else?”
The monkey pinches his two fingers together and holds them by his mouth.
“They were smoking? ”
“Yes.”
“Now, just wait a minute. You say that they were smoking and doing drugs just before the accident? ”
“Yes.”
“What did you do all the time? ”
“Driving,” motioned the monkey.
一名警察發現一起車禍，司機和坐車的都死了。警察正查看撞壞的車時，跑出一只小猴子，圍著那車蹦來跳去。
警察低頭瞧著猴子說：“真盼著你能說話呀。”
那猴子上下點了點頭。
“你能聽懂我說什么？”警察吃驚地問。
猴子再次點點頭。
“好，那你看見這起車禍了？”
“是的。”猴子示意。
“出了什么事？”
猴子假裝手里拿著個罐子，倒向嘴里。
“他們喝酒了？”警察問。
“是的。”
“還有什么？”
猴子把兩根手指夾一塊兒，伸到嘴邊。
“他們抽煙？”
“是的。”
“那先等會兒。你是說就在車禍之前他們正抽煙和吸毒？”
“是的。”
“那段時間你在干什么呢？”
“開車。”猴子比了個手勢。
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