雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了⑧
Kumagaya, Japan: Bank robber asks for instructions and stabs self.
日本琦玉縣：搶劫犯咨詢如何搶劫、還扎傷自己
A would-be robber went up to a teller and stammered, “Any idea how you rob a bank?” The staff asked the man to leave, and he meekly obeyed, but not before accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with his own knife.
一名搶劫犯走向銀行柜員、支吾問道：“你、你知道要怎么搶劫嗎？”職員當場要求這名男子離開。他聽話正要離去，卻被自己帶來的刀不小心割傷…….
小編：大哥，你第一次搶銀行吧……沒吃過豬肉、總見過豬跑。回家好好研究幾部警匪片再來吧。
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