英語幽默時尚版 On a Diet 窈窕塑身
第一部份 新鮮生活
Unit4 On a Diet 窈窕塑身
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇04：窈窕塑身(雙語閱讀)
A healthy mind is in a healthy body.
健全的精神寓于健康的體魄。
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. While on the op-erating table, she had a near-death experience.She saw God.
一個叫雪莉的婦女來自貝弗利山。一天，她心臟病發(fā)作，被送進(jìn)了塞達(dá)斯辛耐醫(yī)院。在手術(shù)臺上，她經(jīng)歷了生死的瞬間。她見到了上帝。
A:Is this it?
我就這樣完了嗎?
B:No,you have another 30 to 40 years to live.
不，你還能活三四十年。
( Upon her recovery ,she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants,a face Iift, liposuction and breast augmentation.She even had someone dye. her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Ce-dars Sinai lobby after the alst operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
心臟病好了之后，她決定待在醫(yī)院里，作膠原蛋白注射、面頰移植、臉部隆型、吸脂術(shù)以及隆胸等一系列美容整容手術(shù)。她還請人燙染了頭發(fā)。她想既然自己還有三四十年的活頭，就應(yīng)該好好活出個滋味兒來。她做完最后一個手術(shù)后，剛走出塞達(dá)斯辛耐醫(yī)院，就被一輛迎頭疾馳而來的救護(hù)車撞死了。)
A:I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?
我原以為你說過我還能活三四十年?
B:Shirley!I didn't recognize you!
雪莉!我沒認(rèn)出是你!
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