廣告的真相
1. Your teeth will never look as perfect as the models' in Colgate ads.
2. A group of singing male dancers will never appear suddenly out of nowhere and start shampooing your hair.
3. No matter how dry your skin gets, you will never turn into an alligator or any other type of reptile.
4. Your love will never significantly improve because of a breath mint.
5. You'll never be completely satisfied by eating a Snickers or any other candy bar.
6. If you drive an SUV10 up a mountain, across a desert and into a crocodile infested swamp, it will get dirty, it will get scratched and it will most likely get totaled.
7. What looks great on a fashion model usually looks pretty goofy on anybody else.
8. No matter how many Coca-colas you guzzle, you won't be able to chase down a cheetah or leap the Grand Canyon in a single bound.
9. Your average house pet cannot open refrigerators, talk on the telephone or surf the Net.
10. Unlike the celebs you see in the“Got Milk”ads, you will never look hip with white stuff spread across your upper lip.
11. Cold cuts and sandwiches do not enjoy being eaten, nor are they waiting for you to open the refrigerator door so they can talk to you.
12. Skittles and M&&Ms are never as large and colorful as they look in ads.
13. Mermaids do not drink any brand of bottled water.
14. Fast-food hamburgers are never as big and juicy as they look in a McDonald's or Burger King commercial.
15. God will never love you more because you're wearing Chanel. And he will never love you less if you are not wearing it. He thinks you're beautiful, and he loves you just the way you are!
廣告的真相――寵物根本不會上網沖浪
1.你的牙齒看上去永遠不會像高露潔牙膏廣告的模特那么完美無缺。
2.永遠不會有一幫載歌載舞的舞男突然從哪兒冒出來，開始用香波為你洗發。
3.不論皮膚多么干燥，你永遠不會變成美洲鱷或任何其他一種皮膚粗糙的爬行動物。
4.你的愛情永遠不會因為呼吸帶著薄荷的氣息而有顯著的改善。
5.你永遠不會因為吃了一塊Snikers品牌的巧克力或任何其他品牌的糖棒而變得100%的滿足。
6.如果你駕駛一輛運動休閑車爬越高山，穿越沙漠或駛進鱷魚出沒的沼澤，車身一定要么臟兮兮，要么被刮傷，要么很可能徹底玩兒完。
7.時裝模特身上酷斃的衣服換在任何別人身上通常都顯得特別傻冒。
8.不管你狂飲多少瓶可口可樂，你不可能追逐印度獵豹或縱身一躍就飛過科羅拉多大峽谷。
9.家養的普通寵物不可能開冰箱，打電話，或者上網沖浪。
10.喝牛奶時若上唇粘滿白色玩意兒，你看上去永遠也不會有“來杯牛奶”廣告片里的名流氣質。
11.冷盤和三明治并沒有喜歡被吃的感覺，也不會等著你打開冰箱門與你聊上一聊。
12. Skittles糖果和M&&Ms彩虹糖永遠不會有廣告片里看上去那么大，也沒有那么色彩鮮艷。
13.美人魚從不飲用任何品牌的瓶裝水。
14.快餐食品漢堡包永遠沒有麥當勞和巨無霸漢堡包商業廣告里看上去那么大、那么汁液欲滴。
15.上帝永遠不會因你身穿夏奈爾服飾而多愛你一分，也不會因為你沒穿它而少愛你一分。上帝認為你本身就很美，他愛的就是你自己。
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